Friday Crime–The Culvert (20)

Lofty

Anzac Day, Monday April 25, 2022
10am — 3pm
Mt. Lofty

Dan

While old diggers swilled down beer in RSL clubs around the nation, Dan led an intrepid group of friends up the steep steps of Waterfall Gully. A perfect day for a hike, he considered. And to do some snooping for El’s requested cold case being the mystery of the missing men, Jan von Erikson and Percy Edwards.
First, he’d invited El to join him. He was confident that El could sense ghosts and point him in the right direction to find “souvenirs”. But then, El’s partner, Francis Renard asked to join the expedition, followed swiftly with a request that his newly found daughter Zoe Thomas come along too. Sven had then wanted to join the party. But at the last minute, he bowed out as he had a catch-up tutorial for students who had failed their first assignment.

Dan stopped at the viewing stand and, after glancing at the waterfall trickling a meagre offering of water down its cliffs, he watched his troupe of followers crawl up the steps. He chuckled remembering the times he’d taken his family on this same route up to Adelaide’s iconic mountain. While the children would be bounding up the steps and slopes like deer, Kate, his ex would be huffing, wheezing, and complaining. Inevitably, Dan would coax Kate, his wife at that time, saying, “Just five more minutes, and then five more minutes.” Then, just as inevitably, they’d reach the old ruin halfway to the summit, and there Dan and the kids inevitably leave “Mum” to rest and recover there while they completed the mission to the top.


*[Photo 1: First Falls Waterfall Gully © L.M. Kling 1984]


No huffing, puffing and wheezing with this lot, though. All of them seemed to be at the peak of their fitness, even 65-year-old Renard. Renard boasted that he jogged up and down Mt. Lofty at least once or twice a month. Zoe his daughter as proof of nature over nurture, also boasted of her adventures in Tasmania: Traversing the Central Highlands from Cradle Mountain to Lake St. Clair, climbing Mt. Hartz and Frenchman’s Cap. And of course, El had kept up her fitness running, jogging and bike riding along the track from her home in Brighton to Hallett Cove.


He did think of asking Jemima, but she hadn’t been answering his calls lately. What was the current term of that? Oh, yes, he remembered, “Ghosting”. Rather fitting for today’s walk, he mused with a pang of sadness.


Dan waited and sighed. ‘What’s taking them so long?’


El strode up to Dan. ‘Sorry about that, Zoe has to stop every few minutes to take photos.’


‘What? Of this? We’ve hardly started,’ Dan said, ‘the rate we’re going we’ll be hiking back in the dark.’


El looked at her watch. ‘It’s only ten o’clock, plenty of time.’


Renard and his daughter joined them at the vantage point.

*[Photo 2: View from top of the Falls © L.M. Kling 1986]


Zoe spent precious minutes framing her scenes and snapping shots using her Nikon camera with a formidable zoom lens attached to it. She kept muttering, ‘You said it’s a waterfall, but where’s the water?’


‘It’s been a bit dry over summer,’ El said, ‘it’s the driest state on the driest continent.’


‘Antarctica is actually.’


‘Spoken like a true lawyer,’ El laughed.


‘It’s important to have your facts right,’ Zoe returned while photographing the waterfall with minimal amounts of water dribbling down it.


‘That’s enough, girls,’ Renard said, ‘let’s enjoy the hike. Besides, Dan’s getting a bit toey; he wants to get to the top.’


‘And, how long does it take to get to the above-mentioned top?’ Zoe asked.


‘Erm, takes me only about an hour, on a slow day,’ Renard said, his chest puffed out in pride.


‘Well, then, what’s the rush? We’ll be up ‘n down in no time.’ Zoe looked at El. ‘Oh, unless El’s not up for it.’


‘Oh, I am,’ El snipped, ‘and if Dan is so desperate to summit, why don’t we make it a race? See who can reach the top first?’


Dan slung his backpack over his shoulder and pouted, ‘No need to rush. I was hoping we’d enjoy the hike. Maybe have lunch at the ruins.’


‘Nup, not good enough, mate,’ Renard jogged on the spot, ‘nup, I say race.’


‘We get to the top, and on the way down, we can have lunch,’ Zoe said rubbing her hands together. ‘Come on Dad, let’s do it.’


The foursome bounded up the steps to the Second Falls, but soon after, Zoe and her father disappeared into the scrub leaving Dan and his former crime-fighting partner sauntering behind.


While batting liquorice bushes just past the Second Falls, Dan glanced at El who had kept pace with him. Renard and his daughter had, in their quest to be “first”, become absorbed in the distant heights of the Mt. Lofty trail.


Dan asked, ‘Sense anything?’


El glanced around her taking in the dense grasses near the creek with just a trickle of water. ‘Actually, no. Should I? Is there something about Zoe that we should know?’


Dan shrugged. Perhaps it’s better if such things like ghosts of murder victims haunting the Mt. Lofty trail should come naturally. After all, it was El, who after talking to Fifi suspected that her father met his end here. She did say they found human remains…


*[Photo 3: A stop at the Ruins © C.D. Trudinger circa 1965]


‘Where did Fifi say the remains were, El?’


El sat down on the ruin wall. ‘She didn’t. Just that they found them near a drain or mine entrance.’


Dan placed his hands on hips. ‘Great! No sense of what direction the body could be?’


‘No, but, logically, since they were up here in the height of summer, on a thirty-eight-degree day…after reaching the summit, Fifi was desperate for a drink. Almost fainting. They managed to get a lime cordial from the kiosk. But let’s just say, the lime cordial didn’t stay down her for long. Anyway, after a rest, Fifi reckoned they begin the climb down. She mentioned they had a rest around here at the ruins. She was feeling better and went looking for water. That’s when she came upon the remains. Under some bridge, she reckoned.’


‘Bridge? What bridge? In all my years exploring, hiking around here, I’ve never come across a bridge.’


‘Maybe it looked like a bridge but I s’pose it could have been some sort of drain or mine entrance.’


‘Could be. Perhaps what would be called a culvert. So, on that premise, she’d be looking in a gully where a tributary might be.’ Dan pointed at a nearby dip in the hillside. ‘I reckon if we follow that little gully there, we might find something. Or at least you may sense something.’


‘Worth a try,’ El chuckled, ‘I can imagine Renard and Zoe patting themselves on the back and treating themselves to cappuccinos at the top now.’


*[Photo 4: View from Lofty summit © C.D. Trudinger circa 1965]


‘I wonder when they’ll be looking around and saying, “Where’s Dan and El?”’


‘Renard will probably say that I “piked out” and am out of form since I’m on holidays.’


As they began stepping down into the gully, Dan sighed, ‘Oh, I wish you’d come back, El, I really don’t get on with Dee.’


‘What’s wrong with Dee?’ El laughed.


‘She’s so…so…’


‘Paranoid?’


‘Yes.’


‘Has to do everything by the book?’


‘Yes.’


Boots thumping on the ground made Dan and El stop.


El gasped, ‘I sensed that!’


‘So did I.’


Zoe burst through the wattle bushes. With eyes wide like a cat in fright she exclaimed, ‘You’ll never guess what we found.’


‘What?’ Dan asked.


‘A koala?’ El said with a nervous laugh.


‘No! Come!’ Zoe gestured. ‘Dad’s keeping guard. Says you’ll know exactly…’


‘Who?’


They tramped over the slimy creek bed and slippery rocks. Reeds and acacia bushes whipped their bodies as they thrashed their way through the scrub.


‘What possessed you to go down here?’ Dan asked.


‘I had to pee,’ Zoe said. ‘Then I sort of got lost. Lucky, I had a signal on my phone. Didn’t fancy…But I was wandering down this creek and I got curious…it looked so…familiar.’


‘What?’


‘Who would’ve thought I’d be on a hike with Detective Dan and just like those murder mystery shows, I’d come across…how strange!’


Renard met them as they approached a wattle bush. ‘It’s this way,’ he said pointing to a clump of blackberry bushes.


After navigating the prickles of those particularly thorny scourges that had invaded the native bushland, the group stood around a slimy puddle. What appeared to be a leathery cowhide draped the entrance to a drain as if it were a welcome mat. In the mouth of the cave, an upturned skull sprouted a sprig of native lilies.


Dan squatted by the leather. ‘It’s a ribcage,’ he said.


El hunched over and stepped into the cave.


‘Don’t go too far, love,’ Renard said, ‘it could be a disused mine.’


‘It’s not,’ El sang in return, ‘it’s a drain. See all the water trickling out of it?’


Zoe looked on and with arms folded, said, ‘This place is giving me the creeps.’


‘Now, that’s the sort of thing that El would normally say,’ Dan said, then poked his head into the drain. ‘Sense anything El?’


‘Like what?’ El snorted. ‘A ghost?’

*[Photo 5 and Feature: Kangaroo Carcass, Brachina Gorge © L.M. Kling 1999]


Something shiny caught Dan’s attention. He reached over to a tuft of grass by the drain’s edge and parted the leaves to reveal a silver chain. He reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out a pair of gloves, then a plastic bag.


El looked around at Dan. ‘You came prepared?’


‘You never know,’ Dan replied and bagged the chain with a cross pendant. He then smiled at Zoe. ‘Now, I was going to use my phone, but as you have such a quality camera, Zoe, would you mind taking some photos for me?’


Zoe stared at the “evidence”. She turned pale. Then she patted her camera bag and shook her head. ‘Sorry, I-I can’t…this is creeping me out.’


She backed away from the remains, then turned and ran, disappearing through the bushes.


‘Wait…Zoe…don’t…’ Renard called as he chased her.


Dan sighed, ‘Too much for the aspiring lawyer, I guess.’


‘And we are too used to scenes such as this,’ El said.


Dan lifted the phone to his ear and called in the forensic team, then the coroner. He hoped that there was enough DNA on the remains to identify the victim.

*[Photo 6: Boat on Macquarie Harbour, Strahan, Tasmania © L.M. Kling 2016

Zoe


As the lawyer scrambled down the slope, her mind raced to a disturbing conversation she’d had at the hotel in Strahan four months ago. The week before Christmas, and one of the old locals had approached her. A fisherman who owned a fancy yacht and by her estimation had imbibed way too much.
He sidled up to her at the bar and talked to her as if he knew her. Kept calling her Lillie.


“I dare you!” he repeated in his drunken drawl. “I dare you to hike up Mt. Lofty and find that geezer. He’s up there under the bridge, ya know. I dare you to find ‘im, Lilly.”


“It’s his fault, ya know. Ya ol’ man. He made me do it.” The fisherman then patted Zoe’s arm. “Nah, you’re a good girl, Lilly. You’d never rat on ya ol’ man.”


Zoe massaged the mud-encrusted watch in her pocket. Up until that moment, she had thought the fisherman’s words were the ravings of a drunk man.

© Tessa Trudinger 2024
Feature Photo: Kangaroo Carcass Brachina Gorge ©L.M. Kling 1999


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Ready for the Weekend Friday–Blowouts and Bulldust

T-Team Next Gen
Wednesday July 10, 2013

[Eleven years ago, the T-Team, next generation embarked on their pilgrimage to Central Australia. Purpose: to scatter Dad’s ashes in his beloved Central Australia, in Ormiston Gorge.
In “Ready for the Weekend Friday”, I will take you on a virtual trip to the Centre and memories of that unforgettable holiday in 2013, with my brother and his family; the T-Team Next Generation.
This time, the T-Team make their way, rather precariously, to Alice Springs.]

Rest Stop at Curtain Springs

We paused for lunch at the rest stop just outside Curtain Springs. There we sat and ate our sandwiches and watched the passing parade of tourists, trundling through in their RVs, and caravans. They’d park, snap a few photos of Mt Conner, walk stiff-legged to long-drop toilet, then stagger out waving the flies away before climbing back into the comfort of luxury on wheels and trundling away down the road to Uluru.

[Photo 1: View of Mt. Conner © L.M. Kling 2013]


A big bus roared into the rest stop and a young Indigenous family alighted. The wife and children joined the queue for the toilets. Meanwhile, the husband gazed at the view of Mt Conner. As he walked back to his bus, he gave a nod and greeted us. He was the only one of the passing multitudes who did.

After our lunch, Anthony and I climbed up the sand hill opposite the rest stop. At the top, we viewed a salt lake in the distance. Maybe, I assumed, it was the tail-end of Lake Amadeus.

*[Photo 2: Salt Lake © L.M. Kling 2013]

‘Wow!’ I said, ‘and all those tourists just go past and never bother to climb this hill and see the lake.’

No answer.

I turned. Where was Anthony? I scrambled around the scrub in search of my husband. ‘Anthony? Where are you?’

No Anthony in sight, I assumed he had returned to the car. Upon my return to the car, I discovered he was not there either. After checking the toilets and discovering only flies and the stink, I traipsed up the hill again. Where was he?

Just as I was about to give up on him and call in a search party, I almost stumbled over Anthony. He was squatting on the sand, sifting the grains through his fingers. ‘I can’t believe how red the sand is,’ he said.

[Photo 4: Amazing! Beautiful! Anthony “Harry Butler” K © L.M. Kling 2013]


Rock’s Revenge


At Erldunda we filled up the car with gas and I took over driving. As we headed for Alice Springs, I remarked, ‘The T-Team must almost be in Alice Springs.’
‘Mrs. T will like that,’ Anthony replied, ‘she was in a hurry to get there.’
‘Do we know how to get to her friend’s place where we are staying?’
My husband shrugged.
‘Guess we’ll have to call my brother and get directions. Haven’t got their friend’s address,’ I said.
‘Or we could stay in a motel.’
‘That’s an option, if we can’t contact them.’
Anthony sighed, ‘Yeah, but, how easy will it be to find accommodation if we haven’t booked?’

*[Photo 4: Possible Pit-Stop by side of the road © L.M. Kling 2013]

We hadn’t travelled more than 40 km when we spotted a family on the side of the road and in distress. Maybe we should stop and help them, I thought.

As I slowed down, I noted that a lady stood at the edge of the road waving her arms.
‘What the heck?!’ Anthony exclaimed.
‘I think they’re in trouble,’ I said, and as we drew closer, ‘It’s Mrs. T waving her arms about.’
I braked.
‘Hey! Not so hard!’ Anthony screamed.
Took my foot off the brake and then eased the car to a stop by the side of the road. All the while the T-Team grew smaller and smaller in our rear vision mirror.

‘What! Stop! What are you doing? Stop! Brake hard!’
I slammed my foot on the brake and jolted to a stop on the dirt.
‘Why did you stop so far away? Reverse back to them,’ Anthony snapped.
‘No!’ I retorted. ‘We can walk. Who knows what junk is lying in the dirt ready to puncture our tyres.’

*[Photo 5: Operating on the trailer © L.M. Kling 2013]

In a huff, my husband raced ahead of me to where Richard was operating on the trailer. As I approached the T-Team, I noticed that my brother was pulling off one tyre carcass and proceeding to mount the spare.

‘The tyre got staked,’ Mrs. T held up what looked like an antenna, ‘by this metal thing.’

*[Photo 6: Tyre Carnage © L.M. Kling 2013]

‘And we’d just changed a tyre at Erldunda; one that got shredded,’ Richard pointed at some rubber remnants on the verge, and then shook his head. ‘The mechanic didn’t do anything about wheel-balancing. The tyres got so worn they came to pieces. The other tyre was nearly worn through, so I changed them around.’

I took some pictures of the tyre carnage.

*[Photo 7: More Tyre Carnage © L.M. Kling 2013]

‘Why do we have such bad luck?’ Mrs. T cried.
‘It’s the curse of the Rock,’ my older niece said.
‘Who stole a rock from the Rock?’ my nephew asked.
The T-Lings had been sitting in the van playing their phone games, but they emerged to join in the family conversation.

‘What d’ya mean?’ Mrs. T said. ‘I bought this rock as a souvenir!’
‘Yeah, but, my brother did run down the Rock barefoot some twenty years ago,’ I laughed. ‘Perhaps the Rock remembers.’
‘Well, one thing for sure,’ Richard rubbed his hands, ‘first thing tomorrow, I’m ringing the mechanics who did our wheel balance…’
‘It’s just not safe,’ I said.
‘I know,’ my older niece held up her hands as if holding a steering wheel at an angle, ‘I told them something was not right and that I had to hold it like this all the time. But they wouldn’t believe me.’

*[Photo 8: One last bolt to tighten © L.M. Kling 2013]

With tyres fixed and resolution to acquire replacements in Alice Springs, plus promises to catch up in the same town, the T-Team disappeared down Stuart Highway in the late afternoon haze.

But our ordeals reaching our next place of accommodation were not over yet.
[To be continued…]

© Lee-Anne Marie Kling 2020
*Feature Photo: More Tyre Carnage © L.M. Kling 2013


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Friday Crime–The Culvert (19)

A Portrait of True Love

Saturday, April 23, 2022, 4-5 pm
Norwood to Brighton

El

El giggled as she dodged and weaved around slow-moving and stationary traffic on Unley Road. Just can’t win, she thought. Drive in the left lane, and cars parked on the side make her swing into the right-hand lane. Stick to the right and you get some geezer that must turn right and wait for on-coming traffic. So, you’re stuck. Swing to the left. Even on a Saturday.


In her head, she reflected on the portraiture session with Lillie Edwards. The larger-than-life figure, in more ways than the obvious, kept Eloise entertained with her stories of her family and misadventures. No mention of Tasmania, however. Nor a little bundle she may have left there. But that was to be expected.
Lillie did moan about her fraught relationship with her young adult daughter, Tiffy, however. So, on the drive home, El, in her usual way of making sense of events, imagined those events running in a movie reel—especially the tale of Tiffy’s antics on the most recent Australia Day.

*[Photo 1: Australia Day—Most often celebrated with a BBQ © L.M. Kling 2017]


Australia Day, and the last vestiges of a less-than-perfect summer holiday wilt in the sweltering heat in the foothills of Adelaide. A blowfly beats against the window, in time to the droning of the radio, doom and gloom, global warming, and politics. Nine in the morning and thirty-four degrees Celsius—already!
Tiffy sits at the kitchen table. She’s the sitting-dead, the zombie of no sleep after a hot night, with no gully breeze. Sticky and sweaty, after tossing and turning with Mum’s chainsaw of snoring filling the house.


El laughed, ‘Bet Lillie does snore.’


Mum enters the family room and Tiffy recoils. ‘Ugh! Mum! How could you!’
‘It’s our family day, dear. I’m wearing my lucky golf shorts.’
‘Those legs should not be seen in public! Oh! How embarrassing!’ She covers her eyes shielding against the assault of Mum’s white legs under cotton tartan shorts. At least she wears a white T-shirt; better than nothing. Matches the legs, she guesses.


Dad drifts into the family room. He’s looking at the polished cedar floorboards while tying up his waist-length hair in a ponytail. He wears his trademark blue jeans and white t-shirt with a logo of some rusty metal band. That’s Dad. He’s a musician.


‘Something odd about the man,’ El spoke while passing the shopping centre near the “Dead Centre”, as she called the cemetery. ‘Can’t put my finger on it, though. But I sense it. He’s hiding something.’ She glanced at the blue-grey structure. Do I go in? I need more Oolong tea. They have the best…nah, I’ll wait.

Catching up with Fifi at Bathsheba’s next week. I’ll get it then.’


On with the reverie…


Tiffy looks to Dad. ‘Dad, why do we have to play golf? Why can’t we just have a barbecue by the beach like my friends?’


‘Because this is what Mum wants to do,’ Dad says. ‘We’re having a family day together before Mum gets all busy with work, and you get all busy with Uni.’
‘But, Dad, we always play golf. And it’s not family-building, it’s soul destroying.’
‘We’re doing this for Mum.’
‘That’s right, Tiffy.’ Mum strides down the hallway and lifts her red bag of golf clubs. ‘Ready?’
Dad and Tiffy follow Mum to the four-wheel drive all-terrain vehicle. The only terrain that vehicle has seen is the city, oh, and the only rough terrain, potholes.
‘The person who invented golf should be clubbed,’ Tiffy mutters.
‘Tiffy!’ Dad says. ‘Mum loves golf. We play golf on Australia Day because we love Mum, okay?’
Tiffy sighs. ‘Okay.’

*[Photo 2: Australia Day: Celebrate with a BBQ, watching the cricket, or at the beach © M.E. Trudinger 2010]


‘Well, if I were Tiffy, that would be my stance,’ El said heading west to her beachside abode. She passed one of her old work places on Sturt Road and sighed with a sense of relief from the constant pressure of understaffing and increasing crime. However, a tinge of regret and longing to be in the thick of the action, solving crime, crept in.

She continued her imagining…

‘What a way to ruin a pleasant walk!’ Tiffy grumbles as she hunts for that elusive white ball in the bushes. Rolling green hills all manicured, a gentle breeze rustles the leaves of the gum trees either side. Her ball has a thing for the trees and bushes. She heads for them every time she hits the ball. And if there’s a sandbank, her ball plops in it like a magnet. And don’t get her started on the artificial lake.
Dad and Mum wait at the next tee ushering ahead multiple groups of golfers.
Tiffy’s ball doesn’t like the green and flies past it. She’s chopping away at the bushes near Mum and Dad.
Mum smiles at her and says, ‘Are you having a bad day, Tiffy?’
Understatement of the year. She swings at the pesky white ball.
‘Remember to keep your eye on the ball,’ Mum says.
Tiffy fixes her gaze on Mum and pokes her tongue at her.

Another shopping centre closer to home beckoned, but El turned at the Burger joint corner and drove ever west beach wards.

*[Photo 3: Brighton Beach Jetty © L.M. Kling 2010]

El sniggered as the reel of her over-active mind continued…
It gets worse.
Tiffy straggles to the tenth after twenty shots. Mum and Dad sit on a bench sipping cans of lemonade.
‘Well done! You’ve finally made it halfway,’ Mum says.
Her daughter stares at her. The cheek! Now she’s got white zinc cream over her nose and cheeks. ‘You look stupid, Mum. Like a clown.’


*[Photo 4: Festival Clown © L.M. Kling circa 1993]


‘You look sunburnt, dear,’ Mum offers the sunscreen, ‘come and put some on. There’s a pet.’
Tiffy glances at her reddening arms. ‘Can I stop now?’
‘You may not,’ Mum says. ‘We’re only halfway. Now, come and I’ll put your sunscreen on. You don’t want to get skin cancer.’
‘I won’t if I stop.’
‘Come now, Tiff, it’s our family day,’ Dad says.
‘Oh, alright.’
Mum pastes her daughter with sunscreen. ‘Where’s your hat? Have you lost it? You need your hat.’ She finishes covering her with a bottle full of sunscreen and offers Tiffy her tartan beret. ‘Here, you can wear mine.’
Daughter jumps away. ‘No! Ee-ew!’
‘Come on!’ Mum thrusts her hat in her face.
‘No!’ Tiffy says. ‘I’m not wearing any hat! It gives me hat hair.’
Mum shakes her head, replaces the beret on her bleached bob before placing her ball on the tee. As she stands, legs apart, eyes on the ball, the wooden club raised ready to strike, Tiffy watches her mum’s behind, not a pretty sight.


*[Photo 5: The flag and green so far away, Poatina © L.M. Kling 2010]


Mum turns slowly, her eyes narrowing at her. ‘Would you please stand back? You’re casting a shadow. Don’t you know that it’s against golfing etiquette to cast a shadow?’
Tiffy steps aside. ‘No, I seemed to have missed that one.’
Mum swings her club back. She stops again. She rotates her body and glares at Tiffy. ‘You’re still casting a shadow.’
‘This isn’t the Australian Open and you’re not the “Shark”. Have I missed the television crews?’
‘Don’t be sarcastic,’ Mum says. She’s acting like a shark.
‘Sorry!’ Tiffy says with a bite of sarcasm and then retreats behind a nearby Morton Bay Fig tree.

*[Photo 6: Morton Bay fig Tree, Glengowrie © L.M. Kling 2022]



Mum arches back her polished wood, then stops a third time. She marches over to Tiffy and snarls, ‘You are in my line of vision. Take that smirk off your face!’
Dad shakes his head while tossing his golf ball in the air and catching it.
‘It’s not for a sheep station,’ Tiffy says and then edges further around the thick trunk.
Mum stomps her foot and rants. ‘Now, that’s just ridiculous! Over-reacting! You haven’t changed. You always over-react. Grow up, girl!’
Tiffy slinks over to Dad and stands next to him. ‘Am I in your way, now, Mum?’
Mum shakes her club at Tiffy. ‘I’m warning you.’
Dad tosses the ball higher in the air and says, ‘Ladies, calm down.’
Mum puffs, lowers the club and strolls back to the tee. She swings.
‘She’s not in a happy place, Dad,’ Tiffy says, ‘she can’t be enjoying this family day. Next Australia Day we’re having a barbecue. And we’re using her golf sticks for firewood.’
Mum looks up. The club having shaved the top of the ball, causing it to dribble a few centimetres from the tee. Mum’s fuming.
Tiffy sniggers and then says, ‘Good shot!’
Mum points at the ball. ‘Pick it up! Pick it up, child!’
Dad hides his mouth and giggles.
‘What’s your problem, Mum? I’m the one losing here.’
‘Oh, stop being a bad sport and pick up my ball!’
‘Don’t tell me what to do.’ Tiffy strides up to the ball. ‘I’m not one of your students.’
‘Do it!’
‘Get a life!’ Tiffy says and then grinds the ball into the recently watered earth.
Dad claps.
Mum sways her head and clicks her tongue. ‘You have seriously lost it, Miss.’ Then she places another ball on the tee. ‘Oh, well, I was just practising, considering the circumstances.’ She swings and lobs the ball into the air. Shading her eyes, she watches the ball land on the green.
‘That’s cheating!’ Tiffy says.
‘It’s just a game,’ Dad says with a shrug.
‘Mum’s psycho,’ Tiffy says taking her place at the tee.
A crowd has banked up behind the family. Tiffy chips the silly white ball and watches it hook into the thick of the pine forest. Mum and Dad head down the fairway and Tiffy commences her next ball-hunting expedition.

*[Photo 7: Pine forest, Fleurieu Peninsula © L.M. Kling 2004]


El sits in the car while waiting for the garage roller door to oblige. The Edwards’ movie in her head continues…

Tiffy catches up with her parents on the eleventh. She’s given up forcing the ball in the hole.
Mum holds a pencil over a yellow card. ‘Score?’
‘Twenty,’ she fibs.
Mum says, ‘I don’t believe you.’
‘Thirty, then.’
‘Oh, come on!’ Her beret flops over her left eye. She looks ridiculous.
Tiffy waves. ‘Whatever!’
The Edwards family reach the circle of smooth green grass. Mum races up to the flag and lifts it. She grins at the sound of a satisfying plop. She stands still, her eyes fixed on the hole. Then she raises her arms and dances a jig on the spot. ‘I did it! I did it!’
‘Is she okay?’ Tiffy asks Dad.
‘Hole in one, Tiffy. Hole in one.’
Tiffy gazes at Mum performing a River Dance, trampling over the green in her tartan shorts and white legs. She still looks ridiculous. How embarrassing, there’s an audience gathering, watching her performance. Now she’s hopping and clapping away from them.


*[Photo 8: The Goal on the Green, Poatina, Tasmania © L.M. Kling 2010]


Tiffy sighs. ‘Just my luck! Now she’ll be gloating for the rest of the game.’
‘It has been her day,’ Dad says. He waves at Mum. ‘Well done, dear.’
‘She’s demented,’ Tiffy turns to Dad. ‘I don’t know how you put up with her.’
Dad pulls out a handkerchief and wipes his eyes. ‘It’s called love, Tiff. You put up with the good, the bad and the ugly.’
‘I say you’re putting up with ugly most of the time.’
‘Your mum’s been through heaps. She had it tough growing up. That’s what love is about. You don’t throw it away, just because it’s not perfect all the time. I mean, none of us are perfect.’
‘But Mum?’
‘You’ll see,’ Dad says and then he taps his daughter’s back. ‘Come on, it’s our family day. Better get on. I reckon Mum’s danced her way to the thirteenth already.’


*[Photo 9: Had enough of golf © L.M. Kling circa 1984]

El chuckled as she stepped through the garage door into her home. ‘Not exactly the way Lillie related her experience of achieving a hole-in-one, but I think my version is more amusing.’
‘What was that?’ Renard called from the kitchen.
‘Hey, Francis, dear, did you know that your old girlfriend got a hole-in-one?’
‘No, my dear,’ Renard slung a tea towel over his shoulder, ‘did you know that Sven was interviewed by the police the other day?’
‘Well, I’ll be,’ El replied and hugged her Renard, ‘Lillie made no mention of that during our portrait session.’

© Tessa Trudinger 2024
*Feature Photo: Stumped by the trees of the Golf course, Poatina Tasmania © L.M. Kling 2010]


Sometimes characters spring from real life,
Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.
Sometimes real life is just real life.
Check out my travel memoirs,
And escape in time and space
To Central Australia.
Click on the links:


The T-Team with Mr. B: Central Australian Safari 1977


Trekking with the T-Team: Central Australian Safari 1981

Or for a greater escape into another world…
Check out my Sci-fi/ dystopian novel,
And click on the link:


The Lost World of the Wends

Far-Away Friday–My Memories

A thunderstorm right over our home last Tuesday and one that rattled the windows threatening to blow out our modem, caused us to switch off our internet. Screen-free for the day, I spent my time excavating my writings from the depths of the closet. There, I discovered this memory from my childhood, and a special cat in my life, Barney.

The poem/prose was handwritten, so I have transcribed it. The original is set below this one.

Barney

He sits supreme over all,
His fur as that of a mop
Sweeps down his skeletal
body.
Still, he is king.
Half his right ear
Pricks up with alertness,
The rest had been bitten off in a territorial
battle.
He is now supreme.
Over all of them,
One-eye, Buff-head,
And the ginger cat who lives down the street.
He is victor, no one dares
to confront him.

[Photo 1: Barney in the front garden © L.M. Trudinger circa 1973]

When small, his eyes clamped shut, feeble and defenceless,
I loved him.
Cotton wool was his fur, paws as soft and pliable as velvet,
Not to mention an adorable patch upon his button of a nose.
I held him, cuddled him.
Active, bold, curious when he frolicked in the sunlight,
I watched him.
When wide-eyed and fearful caught up in a tree, no way to escape,
I rescued him.

[Photo 2: Barney and Me in front of my cubbyhouse © L.M. Trudinger circa 1973]


He grew, years passed by many litters came forth, but no such kitten was as adorable as him. He became my favourite, waiting at the gate for my return from school.
Not only faithful was he, but entertaining, his squabbles with enemy cats became a spectacle and often afterwards I could be heard imitating him; I respected him.
We returned from a trip to Canberra one year, Barney was nowhere to be seen. Often lately he had been taking expeditions and for days would be missing.
This time, he never returned.
I missed him.

© L.M. Trudinger 1978
Feature Photo: Barney Portrait © L.M. Trudinger 1978

Original Poem/prose of Barney by L.M. Trudinger 1978

***

Read more of my intrepid adventures with my dad and family in Central Australia in my travel memoirs:
The T-Team with Mr. B: Central Australian Safari 1977


Trekking with the T-Team: Central Australian Safari 1981

Friday Crime–The Culvert (18b)

Another Life
Part 2

Thursday April 21, 2022, 10:30am
Adelaide University

Dee

Dee wrapped her jacket tightly around her and shivered. Sven von Erikson’s office, on the fifth floor of the science block was cold. Science books and journals cluttered the shelves in no apparent order. The desk was a mass of papers weighed down by a model of a Mad Max replica of a Ford Falcon XB GT, colour red.

*[Photo 1: Mad Max Ford advertising replica, Morphett Vale © L.M. Kling 2021]


Sven, coffee mug in hand, hurried in slamming the door on a dozen students waiting to see him. He placed the mug on a stack of assignments, then with hands clasped leaned forward. ‘Now, Detective Berry, what can I do for you?’


Dee watched the coffee cup balanced on the paper pile, and worried that the coffee would spill and ruin the work. Resisting the urge to remark on this danger, she said, ‘Thank you for seeing me, Dr von Erikson.’
A young hopeful, seeming little more than a child, opened the door a crack and poked her head through. Sven smiled and waved the girl away.


Then he turned his attention back to Dee. ‘Sorry about that. First term, lost souls.’


‘That’s okay.’


Sven glanced at his analogue watch which Dee suspected was an Asian imitation of a famous and expensive Swiss brand. ‘I have half an hour, Ma’am. Lecture at eleven.’


‘Right, I’m investigating a cold case from…’ she paused and then said, ‘November 1980.’


Was that an expression of relief on Sven’s face? Dee noted the relaxation of Sven’s mouth. His cheeks all hard lines and gritting teeth before and during the pause. And then softening and a hint of a smile once the date was announced. What was that about? she wondered.


‘November 1980? What am I meant to remember about that time?’


‘The 29th of November 1980, to be exact.’ Dee held her gaze on Dr Sven von Erikson. ‘What can you tell me about the events of that day?’


Sven laughed. ‘I barely remember what I had for breakfast and you’re asking me to recall my movements over forty years ago?’


‘I’m sure you can remember if those events are significant.’


‘Significant? How? Any hints?’

[Photo 2 and Feature: Sunset over Sellicks Beach © L.M. Kling 2017]



Dee glanced at her notebook and looked up. ‘I believe you attended a bonfire on the night of Saturday, November 29, at Sellicks Beach. Is that correct?’


‘If you say so.’ Was he mocking her?


‘We have a witness who puts you at the bonfire on that night.’ Dee narrowed her eyes. ‘Have you no recollection of that particular night?’


Sven shrugged. ‘Uni had…no, that was before I went to…I guess it’s something I would have done. Bonfires on the beach…ah, those were the days.’


‘Does anything spring to mind about that particular bonfire that you would like to tell us about, Dr von Erikson?’ Dee kept her eye on the Doctor of Computer Engineering for any flicker of deception.


The professor picked up the red model Ford Falcon XB and stroked the bonnet. ‘A roo hit my car; I remember about that time. Not at night, but the next morning. Gave my girlfriend a fright. We were nearly home, just driving down a little detour by the Happy Valley Reservoir. And this roo came leaping out and attacked my car. No respect those roos. Worse thing is, I had to stop and pull the animal off the road. Wasn’t sure what we were meant to do about a dead roo, so I left it there, I guess. My girlfriend at the time said that, if it had been a koala, being an endangered species, it would have been a different story, but…’

[Photo 3: Kangaroo in Happy Valley Reservoir Reserve © L.M. Kling 2022]



‘I see…’ Dee responded making a mental note of Sven’s version of how his car came to be damaged.


‘I always remember her saying that kangaroo-icide is better than koala-cide,’ Sven said with a chuckle.
Dee remained stone-faced. ‘Do you recall a motorbike incident? A fatality on that night?’


‘Vaguely,’ Sven looked her in the eyes and blinked, ‘oh, yeah, Milo…Milo Katz. Was that, then? I always thought it was 1981. Wow, 1980. His death, I remember had an impact on me. There I was back then, a tradie, a brickie, life going nowhere. Milo was in our youth group. Then, he was gone, killed in that motorbike accident. Snuffed out. And it made me realise that life was short, and I needed to make the most of it. So, I applied as a mature age for university. And here I am today. My girlfriend who became my wife was none too happy. Being a wife with a baby to a poor uni student. She couldn’t hack it, and she left me.’

[Photo 4: Mother and baby koala on garden wall © L.M. Kling 2013]



‘You mean, Fifi Edwards.’


‘Yes, you know her?’


‘Yes.’


‘You interviewed her, I s’pose.’


‘Yes.’


‘I bet she had some stories to tell,’ Sven snorted.


‘I can’t comment on that,’ Dee replied flatly.


‘Yeah, well, I wouldn’t believe much of what she has to say; being the village gossip.’


I wonder…he’s hiding something. Dee thought and then remarked, ‘That’s for a jury to decide, Professor.’


‘Are you implying something?’


‘No, but…’


‘Well, then, I have nothing more to say.’


Sven von Erikson gathered up some papers and placed them into an antique leather case. Then he picked up his mobile phone and tucked it into his shirt pocket.


‘As I said, I have a lecture to give, now,’ Sven said, before striding to the door. ‘Thank you for your time. I hope you get the answers you are looking for.’


Dee clicked off the record function of her phone and followed the professor to the door. ‘Thank you, Dr von Erikson, we’ll be in touch,’ Dee replied.


As von Erikson vanished around the corridor’s corner, Dee messaged Dan: “Any info on von Erikson that you might have gathered, past or present? What about his sister, Lillie?”

© L.M. Kling 2024


Sometimes characters spring from real life,
Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.
Sometimes real life is just real life.
Check out my travel memoirs,
And escape in time and space
To Central Australia.


Click on the links:

The T-Team with Mr. B: Central Australian Safari 1977


Trekking with the T-Team: Central Australian Safari 1981

Or for a greater escape into another world…
Check out my Sci-fi/ dystopian novel,

And click on the link:

The Lost World of the Wends